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April 28, 2023
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But are they good kissers?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | April 28, 2023 at 06:51 AM
This is just the modern version of getting impregnated by a turkey baster.
Posted by: Math Yoda | April 28, 2023 at 06:52 AM
Your "lubricant" joke here.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 28, 2023 at 09:00 AM
Is there a strong family resemblance?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 28, 2023 at 09:25 AM
Tobor gets lucky.
Posted by: Clankie | April 28, 2023 at 10:15 AM
So do they look like Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Posted by: Rod | April 28, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Well, this doesn't appear to violate any of "The Three Laws of Robotics".
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | April 28, 2023 at 12:58 PM
The bad news is the children have a 1-bit, write-only memory and can communicate only on a 2G network.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 28, 2023 at 02:59 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NURSECINDY!
Posted by: MOTW | April 28, 2023 at 05:42 PM
So how do they get the robot excited enough to perform this miracle ejaculation - show it photos of old Apple Macintosh computers, IBM punch cards, or maybe Robbie the Robot from the Lost in Space TV series? Or run an 8-inch floppy disk thru its disk drive?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 28, 2023 at 06:27 PM
Reminds me of this clip. "Have you decreased in mass?" was always a great line.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | April 29, 2023 at 09:08 PM