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Russian T-90 Tank From Ukraine Mysteriously Appears At U.S. Truck Stop

(Thanks to William Falzone)

Comments

[JG]

The tank driver used the Bugs Bunny defense - "O Knew I Shoulda Taken That Left Turn At Albuquerque"

[cfjk]

Sounds like the makings of another great Russian defector story.

[LeDud]

I think cfjk is onto something. THE HUNT FOR GREEN APRIL...the newest Tom Clancy novel....CIA intrigue with heartburn from crummy coffee and chile..which is something since he died years ago.

[Steverino]

Tanks for the information.

[wanderer2575]

Could that trailer be any lower to the ground?

[Florida Man]

Pretty spiffy with the white-strip tires.

[Pullet Surprise]

I see that dissatisfied customers have upped their game when the food service is less that satisfactory. Rather than driving thru the drive-thru window, they now have an ultimate weapon to flash in front of the drive up window attendant.

"I asked for extra ketchup, where's the ketchup?"

"Sorry, sir, we do not give out extra ketchup."

"Uh uh. I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "Did you give me one ketchup packet or two?" Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a T-90 tank, the most powerful armored vehicle in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?"

"Ok, sir, I may have made a mistake in counting. Please have two handfuls of extra ketchup packets. And have a nice day, sir."

[The Real William Falzone]

It arrived today and is in my driveway. Neighbors looking a little skeptical. Wait until I fire the main gun on Memorial Day.

[655321]

The neighbors and HOA will be thrilled when it finally ends up in someone’s front yard surrounded by sunflowers. I want that in my front yard.