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April 23, 2023

MUST BE 'OUTGOING' AND 'COMFORTABLE WEARING BIRD COSTUMES'

Blackpool Zoo recruiting human 'seagull deterrents'

_129447229_7f11bd20-f806-4fb5-af76-7818f90ac6df.jpg copyBlackpool Zoo photo

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Man, this is bound to be a rich source of future Blog posts.

Might be a good way for the Royal family to pick up some extra income.

No bathroom breaks needed -- just poop on visitors' cars.

That costume doesn't look airworthy to me.

I have a lot of experience with amphibians.

BIRD-MANNNNNNNN!

Is he mocking the presidential seal?

They're going about this all wrong. All you need is a spare garbage truck, drive it down the road and tip it over. All the seagulls will flock there and leave the zoo alone.

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