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April 25, 2023

MALE GOLFERS:

Do NOT click here.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

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Somewhere here there is a joke about the golf rules and when you get a drop ball, but I am feeling a little too faint to think what it might be.

I suspect his golfing days are over.

Some people get far too excited about golfing, but what about that theory that you should always keep your eye on the ball?

Scrotal Mishap once opened for the Sex Pistols.

I know The Blog places some restrictions on what can and what can not be discussed here. I direct your attention to the story's following passage:

"After reviewing the patient’s medical history, doctors discovered that he suffered from a retractile left testis since he was 11".

Now, taking the chance of being severely reprimanded for posting unsuitable for readership comments on the blog, I want to provide the following 'of pertinent interest' entry regarding my 'what I can remember' comment to follow.

I had friend in Jr. High who had one these retractable balls and took every opportunity to demonstrate to everyone how it worked as often as He could.

Writer's embellishment: I grew up in a *very* tough neighborhood.

“ doctors sealed up the vaginalis”. — I’m too old for it to matter now, but I wish had known that I had a vaginalis. It sounds like fun.

We've all heard that old saw "I'd give my left nut for that!".
Now we really know what it means.

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