'IT'S DEFINITELY A TALKING POINT'

British man breaks world record with 17 flesh tunnels on his face

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I'm guessing he's single.")

Comments

[MGZ]

Is it absolutely necessary to call them "flesh tunnels?"

[ripleysparrow]

So if I need some balloons inflated for a kid's birthday party, this guy is out, right? I guess it would work if those plugs are solid. Is there a Guinness World Record for the number of flesh tunnel plugs ejected at one time?

[Static Joeage]

I didn't know what a "flesh tunnel" was.

So, I Googled "James Goss Guinness World Record flesh tunnels" and clicked on the "Images" tab.

Don't do what I did. You are welcomed.

[man tom]

I'm not saying James Goss is unconventional, odd or even thick-headed, but his mind is abnormal.

[Pullet Surprise]

His achievement won't hold water.

[cfjk]

Didn't Flesh Tunnels open for Manilow?

[Meanie the Blue]

I needed to see that like I need a hole in my head.

[MOTW]

@Static Joeage, thank you. I'm happy to remain ignorant on this subject.
I cringe at folks who wear gauges.

[Pullet Surprise]

Going to have to re-calibrate our face-recognition software.

Can see where somebody who wants to snub this guy say "Blow it out your face."

Or when he sneezes? Will he have to wear a mask over his entire head in some of those Covid-restricted places?

[The Real Barry]

"flesh tunnels had to measure at least .11 inches to qualify for the record". That's about 2 millimeters. Not much of a tunnel.

[C. Robbin]

What happens when he takes a drink?

[Dimmesdale]

One must keep one's hedgehogs someplace, mustn't one?

[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

Bet that when he sneezes, he whistles.