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April 25, 2023

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Lamb found in car with 'drugs worth £10,000' on Scots motorway

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "The British squirrels are recruiting henchmen.") (Technically, it was a henchlamb.)

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In the lamb's defense, she said the money wasn't hers, that she was just holding the money for the snake.

On the plus side, the drug user is no longer on the lamb.

"Is there a problem, officer? Lamb, what lamb? Oh, you mean my ingredients for haggis?"

Breaking Baa-a-a-a-ad...

The lamb has ADHD?

The scofflaws grew up with stories about criminals being "on the lamb" so they figured they needed it to fit the folklore.

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