INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

An American Airlines passenger peed on another traveler on a New York to India flight

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

Comments

[cfjk]

Jet lag?

[MOTW]

You know those pet feeders on a timer? Maybe the flight from NY to Delhi needs one of those for alcohol. And some adult undergarments.

[wanderer2575]

Maybe said passenger thought it was local custom.

[nursecindy]

I want all of these frequent flyers to get the idiocy out of their systems now. I'm going to be flying at the end of July and if anyone p!sses me off I'm going to punch their lights out.

[LeDud]

"It's the third time in recent months a passenger has been accused of urinating on another on the New York-Delhi route."

Boy this is more action than a 3 day cruise....

[Meanie the Blue]

Attention, passengers. We'd like you to know that the captain has turned on the No Peeing signs at this time. Please place your zippers and belts in the fully stowed position.

[Florida Man]

So first class now includes free golden showers?

[man tom]

Chinese scientist He Ho Peabody and his team using the data collected from the flight will be conducting experiments revolving around pissing in the wind and the direct correlation of well-meant weather balloon paths. That's right, paths which are well-meant.

[Judy]

Air India CEO said the company was reviewing its policy of serving alcohol.

Well, duh!

[Math Yoda]

Nurse Cindy says “ if anyone p!sses me off I'm going to punch their lights out.” I think the greater worry is what to do if you get pissed ON.

[Math Yoda]

I can’t help but wonder why I never hear of drunks urinating on other people at bars or drinking parties. The inebriated at all other venues seem to make it to the loo or at least somewhere around the back of the building, What happens to them when they get on a plane?
And what actually happens in these incidents? Does the guy stand up, as if to go to the toilet, but then unzips and lets loose on the person next to him? Or is it something more sneaky? Maybe he stealthily unzips while still seated, eases out the ol’ tally whacker and sends a stream into the air that arcs onto nearby passengers. I guess we’ll never know.

[Pullet Surprise]

Perhaps the pee-er thought he was on a flight of peons? But since it was a flight to India, did he pay for his ticket with Ru-pees?