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April 27, 2023

IN THAT CASE, SIR, BON APPETIT!

Suspect Caught With Bag Of Heroin Claimed It Was Actually Chili Powder From Guatemala

(Thanks to Ralph)

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He looks more believable than the exorcist guy.

In his defense, not only has he never been there, but he couldn't even find Guatemala on a map.

I am quite shocked, nay, gobsmacked!, to hear that a Florida driver's license can be revoked.

Put it on food and you'll find it absolutely addictive

I think he said that it was chili powder for Guacamole.

Meanwhile some other poor schmuck is trying to get high on chili powder. Try snorting it!

At least Woody Allen didn't sneeze into it!

*Geezer alert*

As a former Taco Bell employee, we never had this problem....I think....

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