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April 28, 2023

IF THAT DOESN'T WIN HER HEART, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL

Romantic rival sentenced after defecating on vehicle of executive in The Villages

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Seagulls do that all the time. Wonder what section of the law they used to cite the defecator? Perhaps she was just ignorant of how to manage her poo in an emergency - where is that giant blow-up turd when you need it?

YAY FLORIDA! This lives up to it's reputation.

Does this mean that the TP shortage is back?

Geezer Alert:

Was his name Ernest T. Bass?

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