HE MIGHT EXPLODE

Man who fathered at least 550 children permanently banned from donating sperm by Dutch court

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan and B&C)

Comments

[man tom]

“All these parents are now confronted with the fact that the children in their family are part of a huge kinship network, with hundreds of half-siblings, which they did not choose," the judge wrote.

Pure speculation and insemination regarding purported unchosen half-siblings.

[ripleysparrow]

23andMe and the Guinness Book need to be all over this. Imagine the half-sibling family reunion party! Not sure who chooses a half-sibling, or a full one at that.

[Lg]

On the other hand, Father‘s Day should bring quite the gift haul, no?

[Pullet Surprise]

Wow, the perfect gift - donated sperm - the gift that keeps on giving. Think of all the hand-me-across clothes that can be shared. Isn't sperm always donated? It is just the method of delivery that is maybe not the same each time. Imagine the movies you can make up about future events - look at the original Terminator movie. Imagine fathering a whole league of Conners where robots will come back from the future to eliminate this guy.

[cfjk]

So how far away from the Dutch court does he have to be before he "whips up" a donation?

[Meanie the Blue]

Ironically, he's an only-child.

[MOTW]

He is only identified as Jonathan M., the formal name of Johnny Macho.

[Jeff Meyerson]

What about donating by the Supreme Court? That OK?

[pogo]

He could be responsible for several generations of inbreeding.

[George Costanza]

In his defense, this is not included in the side-effects warning list for boner pills.

[man tom]

This just in, the first recording of The Blog's appearance in Northern, CA. yesterday has been released.

[ChrisinVa]

So from now on, the rest will just be wasted?