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"It was an ex-parrot."
Posted by: J Cleese | April 27, 2023 at 03:52 PM
"It was an ex-parrot."
Posted by: J Cleese | April 27, 2023 at 03:53 PM
According to the article’s headline, this happened in “Flordia”.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 27, 2023 at 04:22 PM
S.W.A.T, bird rescue division, was deployed and while administering mouth to beak resuscitation the parrot gasped while uttering it's last breath saying, "you no good s** ** * ****h, get out and don't come back, ever....Polly want a cracker."
One team member was slightly injured giving mouth to beak.
Posted by: man tom | April 27, 2023 at 04:29 PM
She thought her hubby would try to shield the parrot with his body?
Posted by: cfjk | April 27, 2023 at 04:31 PM
Update: Police traced the trajectory of the shot and consider Suzanne lucky. The ricochet came within a (fill in the blank *hair*) of lodging in her clitoris.
Posted by: man tom | April 27, 2023 at 04:33 PM
To borrow from Jeff Foxworthy: you might be a redneck if your domestic fights involve loaded firearms!
Posted by: Math Yoda | April 27, 2023 at 04:57 PM
The parrot is no more. It has ceased to be.
Posted by: Pinellas County Coroner | April 27, 2023 at 06:10 PM
It is great to know that we are not dependent on foreign countries to power our cell phones but that you can get domestic batteries in Florida.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 27, 2023 at 06:11 PM
Obviously the parrot was on his side.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | April 28, 2023 at 04:30 PM