FLORIDA WILL OPEN ITS ARMS TO THIS YOUNG MOTORIST

23-Year-Old Finally Arrested After Having Driver’s License Suspended 65 Times

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Comments

[Steve]

Giver her a Florida Driver License.
And another.
And another.
And another.
And another.
And another.
And another.
And another.
And another.
And another.

[nursecindy]

Her car insurance payment must be around $5000 a month. Not that anyone would insure her.

[Meanie the Blue]

That photo at the top of the article is quite familiar to me, except for the lack of bumper-to-bumper traffic. Very glad I am no longer having to pass through that particular nightmare on any king of regular basis. (There are plenty of others in the region, though).

As concerns that driver, how do you even get 65 license suspensions by age 23? When she gets out of jail, she's either going to make a fortune with a string of swindled victims in her wake or end up at the bottom of the East River.

[cfjk]

In her defense, sometimes the learning curve is a lot flatter than what others experience.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Suffolk County is the training ground for future Florida drivers.

[Clankie]

And if you do it again, you will get such a scolding.

[man tom]

We were so much smarter. And at a younger age. Every Saturday night my best fiend and I would wait for his parents, Mike and Judy, to get in his 390 cu. in. convertible Ford Fairlane and go 'out' for the evening. Soon after their departure we would secure the key to his mother's '63 Pontiac Bonneville. We would drive around for hours most often ending up at the roller skating rink, driving around the parking lot trying to pick up chicks of the female gender. So, one Saturday night I was driving. It was snowing A LOT and the streets were covered. I came around a turn in the parking lot where I met another car. I slammed on the brakes and slide through the snow stopping 1/16 on an inch from the guy's bumper. It was through the grace of George Burns I missed the guy. I was 15 and my friend was 14 years old. Thinking back to those times in 1968, He was finally caught. I wasn't with him that time. The entire thing was his fault. I had nothing to do with it. Had I had anything to do with it, I had an excuse all planned out. Plead stupidity even though I was an excellent driver.

[man tom]

Correction, I was 13 so my buddy was all of 12. We were both excellent drivers. I gained a lot of driving experience at the age of 9 years.

[MOTW]

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