ESPECIALLY ON THE ROADS OF FLORIDA
Wildlife officials warn about drunk birds
(Thanks to Ralph)
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"Last night you drooped your pants, climbed up onto a chair, fell face first, then hit your face on the floor then offered to kiss Robin on her 'ginoromous' breasts."
"Yeah, I was drunker than a Blue Tit eating to much fermented fruit."
Posted by: man tom | April 15, 2023 at 03:28 PM
I wonder if "eating fermented fruit" is a valid DUI excuse?
Posted by: Steverino | April 15, 2023 at 05:19 PM
From the police FWI report: "Subject failed repeated attempts to fly in a straight line, and could not tweet the alphabet beyond the first three letters. Subject also regurgitated on the breathalyzer device."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 15, 2023 at 05:54 PM
So buzzed flying is gonna draw into question the validity of all those as the crow flies measurements?
Posted by: cfjk | April 15, 2023 at 06:30 PM
I knew there was some Nobel-prize winning information that came out of this research:
"DNR officials are encouraging people to “learn from our feathered friends and consume fruits responsibly.”"
Is that why I can only get one prune at breakfast at my assisted living establishment? Like they are going to tell you "Watch out for these guys, give them two prunes and next thing you know they are on the freeway in the fast lane with their walkers." But my blinker was on?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 16, 2023 at 03:48 PM