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April 16, 2023
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He was wearing his light Fall suit.
Posted by: Clankie | April 16, 2023 at 10:33 AM
Book this idiot on a Carnival cruise, with a balcony stateroom.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 16, 2023 at 11:23 AM
Sadly, he thought he died and had gone to karaoke heaven.
Posted by: cfjk | April 16, 2023 at 12:31 PM
How come they never tell you what make or model of car these people fall on? I bet it was a Yugo. Had one of those and I put The Club on the steering wheel. Came back to it one day and somebody has stolen The Club. I bet this would be the very first time in the world that somebody found a good use for the Yugo. I started out to report this to the Guinness World Records folks and wound up at the Guinness brewery. Nobody there believed me either.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 16, 2023 at 03:17 PM