ATTENTION, SCREENWRITERS:
ARKANSAS WOMAN FEEDS METH TO FAWNS HOPING THEY WILL GROW UP TO ATTACK HUNTERS
What: A homeowner followed one of the deer back to Watkins residence in an attempt to recover his property, he found himself face to face with Watkins wearing only a duct tape bikini disassembling his clock radio.
(Thanks to James Freeman)
You can tell the meth deer - their spots fall off
Posted by: JG | April 25, 2023 at 08:17 AM
Wow! Maybe she can find a job as a counselor in a couple of years.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | April 25, 2023 at 08:53 AM
Possible movie titles:
Hart Attack
Buck Wild
Whitetails on Dope (apologies to The Tubes)
Deer X-ing
Points
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | April 25, 2023 at 09:05 AM
several grams of meth, four deer and many stolen broken electronics
I see a "home handyman" version of Chopped, where contestants have to use the items in the mystery baskets to create a homeowner project.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 25, 2023 at 09:19 AM
Stands to reason. Wait .. no, it doesn't. An addict's brain don't think like a normal brain.
Posted by: MOTW | April 25, 2023 at 09:24 AM
Run for your lives, it's Bambi!
Posted by: Florida Man | April 25, 2023 at 09:27 AM
Thank you so much for not including a picture of her in the duct-tape bikini, which, of course, WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 25, 2023 at 10:07 AM
Tells you a lot about Arkansas. Someone in any other state would SELL the meth.
Posted by: Rod | April 25, 2023 at 10:23 AM
I bet she’s single!
Posted by: 655321 | April 25, 2023 at 12:09 PM
On the plus side, sooner or later she HAS to remove the "bikini".
Posted by: Elaine Benes | April 25, 2023 at 01:51 PM
I’m with Jeff.
Brain bleach would not remove the horrors of those images.
Posted by: Slim Chance | April 25, 2023 at 03:32 PM
Did the guy get the clock re-assembled?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 26, 2023 at 08:13 PM