AT LEAST HE BELIEVES HE DID

Diplo Completes LA Marathon Under the Influence of LSD

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[Meanie the Blue]

To each their own, and I'm glad he got through it, but if I were to take that stuff, a suggestion that I then run a marathon would have me cackling non-stop, possibly to the point of collapse. More like a cackle-in-place marathon.

[Rod]

He didn't do a Rosie Ruiz, did he?

"Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away"

[Rod]

The geezer bunch here also may recall Dock Ellis of the Pittsburgh Pirates pitching a no-hitter against San Diego in 1971 while tripping.

[man tom]

This changes everything. Diplo in the sky with diamonds.

"So, what is next on your list of incredible things to do?"

"I will smoke some Angel Dust laced Bud and eat Oprah again to further prove how smart I am in case there are any doubters left out there."

Did you say, "eat Oprah again?"

"Yeah, you stupid or somethin'"

[the Spaceman]

I've tried just about all of them, but I wouldn't want to make it mandatory.

[man tom]

Let me ask you D-i-l-d-o, "how did you feel after the first 8 miles?"

[Clankie]

He's ready for government service.

[padraig]

I believe the use of tesseracts is frowned upon in marathon running.