A SQUIRREL AND A BIRD ARE KILLING YOUTHS?

Police search for squirrel and bird 'killing' youths in Wirral

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "This is why hyphens are so important.")

Comments

[cfjk]

So the parrots are running intelligence ops for the squirrels?

[George Costanza]

So the bird was telling dad jokes?

[Stan Ruth]

The parrots are directing the squirrels and blackbirds via their Zoom meetings.

[Pullet Surprise]

The birds are practicing for the upcoming "Talk Like A Pirate's Parrot" day which this year coincides with "Talk Like a Pirate Day." The squirrels think the birds are nuts.

[MOTW]

@Asher - Eats shoots and leaves.

[Mad Hatter]

^5 @MOTW