Dave Barry's Blog

WE ALL ARE!

Mathematicians Excited About New 13-Sided Shape Called 'the Hat'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

DO YOU LIKE STRAWBERRIES?

Do not click here.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

FOOLS

We absolutely love how this squirrel is so smart that he had trained humans to bring him a snack when he rings the bell.

(Thanks to EricY, who says "I've contacted the SWAT team.")

They won't "absolutely love" it when the squirrel trains them to embezzle corporate funds.

ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE

This is getting ridiculous.

(Thanks to many people)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

8:37 p.m. A man thought he had fallen down the stairs at his hotel, but had no memory of it, just some back pain.

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

BOLO

Arizona Dairy Queen Searching For Missing Giant Red Spoon

(Thanks to John Lobert)