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March 18, 2023


90-year-old tortoise becomes father of three

(Thanks to Michael Parry, who says “Guy tortoise in action)


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Just you wait - the next thread on this posting will be about a tortoise clitoris. That Sam I am.

That's only 19 in tortoise years.

A 90-year old tortoise goes into a bar. The bar tender says, "We don't get many of your type in here. Sorry but we don't serve drinks on the floor."

Another Hallmark moment.

Don't the Rolling Stones need a drummer?

Good to hear he finally came, out of his shell.

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