WHY THE HELL NOT?

Florida woman pushes for ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ at board meeting

“You guys may not be aware, but Florida has the largest per-capita population of sugar daddies in the U.S.”

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)

Comments

[MOTW]

"Ashley Cream addressed the board after it discussed amending the city code regarding the storage of flammable liquids."

Shoddy reporting: which board? Board of what?

Don't worry, I've looked it up: this was the Planning and Zoning board of the City of Boca Raton, Florida. Why would P&Z create a day of recognition for Miss Unclear on the Concept?

Ashley Cream -->
Hey, caramels!
Cheesy Alarm
Army leaches
Creamy leash
Aha Ms Celery

[Literal Guy]

Per capita literally means "for each head".

[Meanie the Blue]

More unrecognized SugarDaddy/Mommy benefits to the local economy: wheelchairs, oxygen apparatus, prescription meds, walkers, diagnostic testing, dietary supplements ....

[Steverino]

The heck with trying to figure out the P &Z board. Why would anyone want to live in a town called Rat's Mouth (Boca Raton in Spanish is Rat's Mouth)?

[Steverino]

It's about time.

[keith in tampa]

I don't like Sugar Daddies, they stick to my teeth. Same with Milk Duds

[Elaine Benes]

Awww, how sweet is that?

[Mad Hatter]

Should Judi ever tire of the repeated ignominy of being farcically fired, I nominate MOTW, with her unshaken belief that journalism should be a visual “feast of golden oratory and clashing rapiers of pure reason….”

(F. W. Boreham?)

[John]

Make sure you click through to the original report, which has video. An engineering marvel, that humble citizen-speaker is.