WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
I have a 55-inch butt — I use it to smuggle booze into bars
(Thanks to Michael Parry and Doug Ogg)
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March 23, 2023
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I bet her mother is really proud!
Posted by: Mr. Bill | March 23, 2023 at 09:54 AM
A booze enema?
Posted by: Steverino | March 23, 2023 at 10:04 AM
" I wish I was joking,” she said. "
So say we all.
Posted by: Clankie | March 23, 2023 at 10:06 AM
I like
bigbooze butts and I can not lie...Posted by: Ron G in WA | March 23, 2023 at 10:12 AM
Bottoms up!
(Er, none for me, thanks)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 23, 2023 at 10:43 AM
Uh, that 55 inches... is that vertical, or, uh, horizontal?
Posted by: ChrisinVa | March 23, 2023 at 10:47 AM
A real corker, that girl!
Posted by: cfjk | March 23, 2023 at 11:19 AM
I think anybody dating this gal would need some of the stuff in that bottle.
Posted by: Rod | March 23, 2023 at 12:10 PM
I kept waiting for the Emergency Room Visit reference. At least there would be an additional pun in the “one shot in a million” excuse to the doctor.
Posted by: 655321 | March 23, 2023 at 01:04 PM
It's so humiliating that she could barely bring herself to post pictures on TikTok.
Maybe she could pick up a few bucks delivering kegs to frat house parties.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 23, 2023 at 01:48 PM
Is she seeing anyone?
Posted by: Unholy Slacker | March 23, 2023 at 05:08 PM
I'm trusting she is mentioned in the 'Rear in Review'.
Posted by: man tom | March 23, 2023 at 05:15 PM
Speaking from experience. I actually I'm groovin' from experience.
Posted by: man tom | March 23, 2023 at 05:53 PM
If you have never done this..., well, you should.
Posted by: man tom | March 23, 2023 at 06:06 PM
Redefining what it means to get "sh*t-faced"
Posted by: Doug | March 23, 2023 at 09:06 PM
So "crack" leads to alcohol abuse?
Posted by: Doug | March 23, 2023 at 09:08 PM
Why would anybody smuggle booze INTO bars?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | March 23, 2023 at 10:49 PM
I'll take a Crack Daniel's on the rocks, please!
Posted by: Dubliner | March 24, 2023 at 07:18 PM