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March 13, 2023

WE DON’T WANT TO ALARM ANYONE, BUT THERE ARE SQUIRRELS IN TEXAS

A device containing radioactive material is missing in the Houston area, and authorities said Saturday they want to find it before someone is harmed.

(Thanks to EricY)

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Nothing more irascible than a Texan whose trigger finger has fallen off.

Night of the Lepus

Authorities today announced success -- they found multiple radiation sources at Home Depot in the smoke detector display. All smoke detectors were confiscated. The store had been shut down and evacuated while the 'authorities' removed the devices. The store then resumed normal operations.

Those authorities sure are good at protecting the potentially exposed public. So far there have been no reports of women going topless in Home Depot.

When I read that, my first thought was Homer Simpson eating a radioactive pellet like it was free candy.

Cue Tor Johnson, The Beast of Yucca Flats

Yucca Flats. The A-bomb.
Touch a button. Things happen. A scientist becomes a beast.
A man runs, someone shoots at him.
watch out for snakes!

Squirrels are EVERYWHERE.

Houston-area high school students should take extra care to avoid spiders.

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