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March 10, 2023


Man checks yard to see alligator biting dog’s head. He pulled out gun, Florida cops say

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)


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I'm confused. How did the dog get a gun?

When alligators are outlawed, only outlaws will have dogs. Or something like that ....

I thought the goal was to arm bears

And that was the EXACT moment he realized his dog was really a bear.

The dog was a Lab. If it had been a poodle, I would have rooted for the gator.

" How did the dog get a gun? "

It's Florida. Everything has a gun.

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