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Trying to recreate the Animal House food fight scene 45 years later. The members of Delta Tau Chi would be about that age now.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 17, 2023 at 09:29 AM
If only he had known Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 17, 2023 at 09:48 AM
Completely predictable. The drug lords take over the avocado industry, and it leads to violence.
Posted by: Rod | March 17, 2023 at 09:50 AM
Inspector Joe Friday responded to the crime scene and grilled the members of the home: "Just the pits, M'am."
"Holy guacamole, Joe."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | March 17, 2023 at 10:16 AM
When avocados are outlawed...
Posted by: cfjk | March 17, 2023 at 10:24 AM
If you are going to wield an avocado, make sure it is firm. If it is ripe, it will just splat.
Posted by: keith in tampa | March 17, 2023 at 10:26 AM
Her lawyer said that talks of getting charges dropped are likely to be fruitful.
Posted by: David Puddy | March 17, 2023 at 10:31 AM
Her Lawyer: She had a permit. It was self defense. Define ' avocado '. "
Posted by: Clankie | March 17, 2023 at 11:02 AM
Her lawyer will plea deal it down to attempted guacamole and time served.
Posted by: Florida Man | March 17, 2023 at 01:21 PM
Jeff Meyerson that was the first thing I thought of too.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 17, 2023 at 01:38 PM
A rerun of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" happened to be playing while this was going on. Coincidence?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 17, 2023 at 01:50 PM
LOL Clankie - "define avocado" Also, her lawyer, "evidence will show prior damage from a hurled avocado 30 years ago taken to the very area of the face in dispute has never healed."
Posted by: man tom | March 17, 2023 at 04:52 PM