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Japanese Penis Festival shrine distances itself from penis mascot
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Ralph)
Another version: Japanese penis festival says fake phallic mascot is making things really hard
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
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This has been your hard news reporting from Japan for today.
Posted by: Jim | March 29, 2023 at 08:59 AM
Different strokes, for different folks.
Posted by: cfjk | March 29, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Obviously, the festival needs an official mascot. I suggest one of Elon Musk's rockets that they couldn't manage to launch. Those look pretty penile.
Posted by: Rod | March 29, 2023 at 12:22 PM
The parade organizer ejaculated, "People worked hard on this float, we should consider that." Can see where Goodyear or Goodrich would want to enter a large condom just to show that the industry is thinking about you who still want to have sex responsibly.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | March 29, 2023 at 10:30 PM
This festival should be held in Florida perhaps there would be fewer people complaining about Classical statues?
Posted by: Joe in Japan | March 30, 2023 at 10:39 AM