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March 22, 2023


Edmonton is where you want to be when the zombie apocalypse comes, study finds

(Thanks to B&C)


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Because when it starts nothing will change?

I dunno, Dave. I could see the survivors tossing football-size goldfish into the mouths of approaching zombies to appease their violent nature, kind of like how they used to treat orcas during a show at SeaWorld. On second thought, that didn't turn out so well.

On the plus side, it's 322 Bull & Skones Day

Washington, DC should be the best city, because there are no brains there.

So if you hoard Skittles and Double Bubble gum and Hot Tamales and the throw these toxic candies at the zombies will the zombies die actually? I guess that is one question the research did not answer - are these treats toxic to zombies? And I guess it would not work to encircle Edmonton with a water barrier because the zombies would just ride Corgis and float across the water. Damn

Didn't Gretzky play for Edmonton? He will protect the city provided he doesn't run out of pucks.

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