THESE MOOSE TODAY

Police help relocate 'gorked out' moose from construction site

(Thanks to Ralph, and John Lobert, who says “I saw GOM open for the Animals.”)

Comments

[Steverino]

A loose moose.

[Gorked up movie producer]

Looks more like a meth moose to me.

[Meanie the Blue]

"Who doesn't like looking at moose pics, especially when they're gorked out on tranquilizers with their tongue hanging out," the post said.

I'll have to give those a try, I guess.

[Bullwinkle J. Moose]

Thanks for the pic, 'cuz I was worried that there may have been an abduction and a lot of probing when I woke in a strange place with the worst hangover ever, (or just another Friday night in Frostbite Falls).

[MOTW]

"Gorked out" is one of those fancy schmancy medical terms, eh?

[Jeff Meyerson]

MOTW, it's another way of saying "gobsmacked."

[Clankie]

Without the accompanying photo, I'd have quessed this was just another Penthouse Letters fantasy.

[Pullet Surprise]

The police are asking for more money to support their Gorked-Out Moose Relocation Program, thereby competing for limited funds for other relocation programs, e.g., homeless people, people with old-timers disease, landfills, abandoned cars and the like. Has anybody ever asked if they have done an inventory of the cabinet where they keep the gork-out compound? The police have been slow to respond as of late as if they have been dipping into the gork sauce a bit.

[Ron G in WA]

Dër sîlly møøsëy wås såfëly trånspøørtëd vrøm dër cønstrüctîøny sîtë. Gørk gørk gørk!

[vee]

Why do those cops look so happy about it? Did they do something else to the moose we don't know about?

[Ron G in WA]

I am gobsmacked that it has been 48 hours and not a single person has reported that a moose once bit their sister.