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Sargassum is useful as part of cattle feed at concentrations up to 10%, but getting it from Atlantic beaches to inland cattle ranches is a logistical problem that may not be cost-effective. Why not use it at an iguana ranch in Florida?
Posted by: Ralph | March 12, 2023 at 10:28 AM
Will the manatees eat it?
Posted by: cfjk | March 12, 2023 at 10:40 AM
Will the goats eat it?
Posted by: David Puddy | March 12, 2023 at 11:49 AM
Being seen from space is over rated. Does the press report it every time a certain recent record-of-the-year winning singer bends over at the beach ?
Posted by: Clankie | March 12, 2023 at 12:12 PM
We're gonna need more ranch dressing!
Posted by: Kendra | March 12, 2023 at 01:18 PM
The Oregon Highway Department is standing by with a full warehouse of dynamite should Florida or Mexico call for help.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | March 12, 2023 at 01:57 PM
Probably why Columbus called the area "the Sargasso Sea" when he sailed thru it.
Posted by: ed in texas | March 12, 2023 at 02:32 PM
Hopefully, the iguanas and pythons will eat it.
Posted by: Steverino | March 12, 2023 at 04:24 PM
I saw Great Atlantic Sargassum Belt open for the Nylons.
Posted by: Mad Hatter | March 13, 2023 at 12:22 AM
Bring back the McLean Deluxe. Problem solved.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 13, 2023 at 10:03 AM