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March 13, 2023

STEP IT UP, MEN

For the first time in history, women are outpacing men in binge drinking

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

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Binge drinkin' woman, get away from me
Binge drinkin' woman, mama let me be
Don't come a staggerin' around my door
Don't want to see your vomit no more
Colored lights can hypnotize
punch someone else in the eye
Now dizzy bashed woman, I said get away
Binge drinkin' woman, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay

In our defense, a single bottle of Boone's Farm blush is more deadly than a 24-pack of Bud Light.

This is NOT a competition People, we ALL get participation trophies.

At least now they can't bitch about OUR drinking.

This is beyond appropriate, considering it is Women's History Month.

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