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March 16, 2023


Chinese National Accused Of Stealing, Exporting Goat Testicles

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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An accused goat testicle thief claims she is pregnant?Definitely a future Blog post a-brewing!

Soon to be a major film starring Bally Parting

That's how you get trans-gender goats.

There's nothing lower than a goat testicles thief. Really.

You tempt them down a dark alley with the promise of a free surfboard for "taking a survey."

I'm sure I have seen these in the Imported Aisle. I know for sure I have seen seen these in the Asian market, they are in the Goat aisle. Next to International Worm section.

Nothing says "China" like a mule full of goat testicles.

I was wondering why our wholesaler said he could not get the imported testicles. But he said he would try to find a domestic source. Probably better cause my customers have all claimed they would rather not eat the Chinese products anyway. Something about being hungry an hour after having them.

Drinking goat's milk makes you feel like a kid.

The import/export game can at times be real ball-buster!

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