STEALING THEM CAN'T BE EASY

Chinese National Accused Of Stealing, Exporting Goat Testicles

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[Meanie the Blue]

An accused goat testicle thief claims she is pregnant?Definitely a future Blog post a-brewing!

[JG]

Soon to be a major film starring Bally Parting

[Lucky Jack]

That's how you get trans-gender goats.

[Edward]

There's nothing lower than a goat testicles thief. Really.

[ripleysparrow]

You tempt them down a dark alley with the promise of a free surfboard for "taking a survey."

[man tom]

I'm sure I have seen these in the Imported Aisle. I know for sure I have seen seen these in the Asian market, they are in the Goat aisle. Next to International Worm section.

[cfjk]

Nothing says "China" like a mule full of goat testicles.

[Pullet Surprise]

I was wondering why our wholesaler said he could not get the imported testicles. But he said he would try to find a domestic source. Probably better cause my customers have all claimed they would rather not eat the Chinese products anyway. Something about being hungry an hour after having them.

[Steverino]

Drinking goat's milk makes you feel like a kid.

[George Costanza]

The import/export game can at times be real ball-buster!