SOMEBODY SHOULD SUE THAT CREMATORIUM
Man found alive ‘nine years after he was cremated’
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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March 01, 2023
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The zombie apocalypse.
Posted by: Steverino | March 01, 2023 at 08:45 AM
That's why I NEVER use those non-dairy creamers.
Posted by: cfjk | March 01, 2023 at 09:29 AM
Obviously, they didn't pay the gas bill that month.
Posted by: Rod | March 01, 2023 at 09:53 AM
The complimentary Brazilian death certificate is on the way!
Posted by: ripleysparrow | March 01, 2023 at 10:20 AM
Related to Keith?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 01, 2023 at 10:24 AM
I didn't even know they were looking for me!
Posted by: Smokey | March 01, 2023 at 10:25 AM
They had one job to do!
Posted by: nursecindy | March 01, 2023 at 12:22 PM
@ripleysparrow - And, no doubt, a Florida driver's license
Posted by: klezmerphan | March 01, 2023 at 02:53 PM
Did he read the fine print on the contract? Does he get his money back for failing to cremate? On the other hand the state considers him dead so he could go anywhere and establish himself as some celebrity such as a priest who transforms to something horrendous.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | March 01, 2023 at 09:09 PM
At least he didn't make an ash out of himself.
NC: Is that a Galaxy Quest quote from you?
Posted by: Pirateboy, by Grapthar's Hammer | March 01, 2023 at 10:20 PM