NOW THERE'S NO REASON TO WATCH
King Charles Will Not Be Smeared With The Intestinal Wax Of Sperm Whales At His Coronation
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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March 08, 2023
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I saw Intestinal Wax of Sperm Whales at in Rock am Ring festival in '84.
Posted by: ghet | March 08, 2023 at 10:44 AM
I love the idea of Charlie Boy being "drizzled with olive oil like a bruschetta" though.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 08, 2023 at 10:53 AM
Thanks for the heads up, Dave! I can skip the pay-per-view on that one.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | March 08, 2023 at 11:01 AM
Just how is he supposed to function as King then? Will he be able to tally hos?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 08, 2023 at 11:39 AM
Well, there's certainly no reason to watch it now, unless Queen Camilla gets a facial.
Posted by: Florida Man | March 08, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Around the corridors of The House of Windsor a stiff preventative crown cleaning for the May King will be done. The Earl of Scheib will be put to task trimming the smudged bustle in the hedgerow.
Posted by: man tom | March 08, 2023 at 12:12 PM
Maybe this is a protection for the Windsors. Who the H..l would want to be king and go thru this?
Posted by: LeDud | March 08, 2023 at 12:22 PM
It's just as well since ambergris is such short supply. On the plus side there's been a lot of square grouper washing ashore, perhaps we dust the whole entourage and liven the party up a tad? Release the cocaine wild cats!
Posted by: cfjk | March 08, 2023 at 12:24 PM
The responsible noble organizer finally managed to secure their 'first choice' to perform at the Coronation.
Posted by: man tom | March 08, 2023 at 12:26 PM
First choice here.
Posted by: man tom | March 08, 2023 at 12:27 PM
The first vid released from the 'Coronation Royal Gettogether Dance' just in by Noble Hear ye, Hear ye! summons only.
Really, Hear Ye, Hear Ye!
Posted by: man tom | March 08, 2023 at 12:58 PM
"It's good to be the King!!"
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | March 08, 2023 at 01:03 PM
Perhaps the PETA crowd would be okay with Charles being greased with the rendered blubber of a beached (and therefore dead) whale--paging Oregon Highway Division? And why, exactly, is whale vomit cruel (except for the person being smeared with it)?
Posted by: Michael | March 08, 2023 at 01:06 PM
I know, it's not funny any more. Think hair.
Posted by: man tom | March 08, 2023 at 01:07 PM
What about Royal Jelly? And in concert with Camilla. As sung by the Bee Gee's Knees. Thought of Camilla gives me hives.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | March 08, 2023 at 02:15 PM
Prep H works just as well.
Posted by: Omar, King of the Elbonians | March 08, 2023 at 03:41 PM
Snork Awards to all!
Posted by: MOTW | March 08, 2023 at 04:09 PM
This certainly explains the decline of the British Empire.
Posted by: Rod | March 08, 2023 at 04:34 PM
I think he could be anointed with Valvoline 5W-30 oil. It is a good oil, I am using it in my car. I have a quart left, I can get it blesse if necessary.
Posted by: Loco | March 08, 2023 at 04:37 PM
How far has England fallen since the empire collapsed?
Posted by: Steverino | March 08, 2023 at 07:44 PM