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March 25, 2023


Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) have revealed that they’ve tested over 1,000 Oreos to figure out the best way to eat the beloved cookie.

(Thanks to Annette)


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In a related study, data suggests those that eat 1000 Oreos experience weight gain, as well as potential flatulency if subjects also combined eating under baked baguettes.

Everything tastes better after a steady diet of Ramen noodles.

Soon to be duplicated and confirmed with a multi year cooperative study by the Sorbonne & Le Cordon bleu.

Here's a different twist - I have heard of laboratory personnel (i.e., starving students) eating lab animals. However, no results should be accepted unless you ate the Oreos with milk.

Now that is the kind of dedication to the job you rarely see these days. Send these scientists to Washington.

As a fun corollary, use the machine to twist open Jim Jordan and Marjorie Taylor Greene to see which cracks first.

Oh, come on. The best way to eat an Oreo is to pop the whole thing into your mouth.

Pipe down, people. Fusion can wait.

All they had to do was ask.

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