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Let's ask James Carville if he knows anything about this.
Posted by: Clankie | March 23, 2023 at 10:07 AM
This was scheduled to be published on April 1.
Posted by: Steverino | March 23, 2023 at 10:28 AM
Calling Avi Loeb!
Posted by: cfjk | March 23, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Just be cause they're tiny doesn't make the probing any less pleasant.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | March 23, 2023 at 11:32 AM
Clankie, Carville is too busy baiting trailer parks with $20 bills.
Posted by: Rod | March 23, 2023 at 12:06 PM
As long as nobody plays those five notes to draw the thing in, we'll be OK.
Posted by: Rod | March 23, 2023 at 12:07 PM
How come there aren't any mother-in-law ships?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | March 23, 2023 at 01:35 PM
There's life on the moon. Its called lunarticks.
Posted by: LeDud | March 23, 2023 at 02:36 PM
Perhaps the mother-in-law ships are the tiny probes?
Posted by: cfjk | March 23, 2023 at 03:50 PM