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March 08, 2023

IT PROBABLY BOUGHT IT FROM THE BEAR

Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood

(Thanks to Ralph)

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"It was sure a sight to see and after talking to the cat expert, he said we did a great job and also pretty lucky because this cat could’ve shredded us apart and killed us."

I'm thinking that the "and killed us" bit was redundant.

Which female tabloid sensation will star in the movie...? You decide.

So square grouper is now washing up on the shores of the Great Lakes?

Well, I came upon a serval named Amorie
He was walking along the road
And I asked him, "Tell me, where are you going?"
And this he told me
Said, "I'm going up to Yasgur's Tree
Gonna join in a rock 'n' roll band
Got to get back and do some happy dust
Set my soul free"

We are happy dust, we are growling
We are billion-year-old African lion
And we've got to get ourselves
Back to the asylum

So now he's addicted to pain killers? They should have tried calming him down with nicotine patches, at least that addiction is treated with over-the-counter meds.

"Catnip! I said Catnip, not cocaine."

When Julie Newmar goes bad.

"While it's unclear how the wild cat got the drugs, he did suffer a broken leg during the capture."

Sounds to me like a mob encounter might have been involved.

^5 @man tom

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