IT PROBABLY BOUGHT IT FROM THE BEAR

Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[doctor g]

"It was sure a sight to see and after talking to the cat expert, he said we did a great job and also pretty lucky because this cat could’ve shredded us apart and killed us."

I'm thinking that the "and killed us" bit was redundant.

[Clankie]

Which female tabloid sensation will star in the movie...? You decide.

[cfjk]

So square grouper is now washing up on the shores of the Great Lakes?

[man tom]

Well, I came upon a serval named Amorie
He was walking along the road
And I asked him, "Tell me, where are you going?"
And this he told me
Said, "I'm going up to Yasgur's Tree
Gonna join in a rock 'n' roll band
Got to get back and do some happy dust
Set my soul free"

We are happy dust, we are growling
We are billion-year-old African lion
And we've got to get ourselves
Back to the asylum

[George Costanza]

So now he's addicted to pain killers? They should have tried calming him down with nicotine patches, at least that addiction is treated with over-the-counter meds.

[Lucky Jack]

"Catnip! I said Catnip, not cocaine."

[wanderer2575]

When Julie Newmar goes bad.

[Meanie the Blue]

"While it's unclear how the wild cat got the drugs, he did suffer a broken leg during the capture."

Sounds to me like a mob encounter might have been involved.

[Mad Hatter]

^5 @man tom