IS THERE ANYTHING THAT *ISN'T* OUR FAULT?
French blame 'Americanisation' of baking bread for causing farting epidemic
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
« Previous | Main | Next »
March 25, 2023
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
Verify your Comment
Previewing your Comment
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
I wanted to take the Groovy 70's Quiz on Page 4, I believe it was, but alas, I guess ya gots to have the paper edition.
Posted by: MO Mitch | March 25, 2023 at 04:21 PM
Short answer, "No." Everything IS our fault (where "our" is white male baby boomer Americans."
Posted by: David EMery | March 25, 2023 at 04:29 PM
I guess that gets the butter & garlic cream sauces off the hook.
Posted by: cfjk | March 25, 2023 at 04:58 PM
It's called Wonder Bread for a reason. You wonder what made you so gassy.
Posted by: Clankie | March 25, 2023 at 05:02 PM
Attention Frenchmen: I fart in your general direction.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 25, 2023 at 06:18 PM
The first draft of "The Americanization of Emily" was called "The Americanization of Baking Bread".
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | March 25, 2023 at 06:46 PM
The gas crisis.
Posted by: Steverino | March 25, 2023 at 08:01 PM
Some German's visiting the south of France softly farted. France immediately surrendered and asked for American tanks to arrive léché regardless of developed crust and no matter if they are spongy.
Posted by: man tom | March 26, 2023 at 05:42 AM
My heartfelt apologies. Pass the butter.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 26, 2023 at 09:46 AM
I can see where France could make a significant contribution to slowing climate change by selling only fully baked bread. I suspect someone will come out with a statistic that shows that humans who fart from eating unbaked French bread contribute more methane than all the methane attributed to cows farting.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | March 26, 2023 at 08:11 PM
I blame the sodium aluminum phosphate.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | March 27, 2023 at 08:57 AM
What are they complaining about?
Now they can choose between excessive body odor or farts.
Posted by: lucky Jack | March 27, 2023 at 11:35 AM
Being French, means you can have it all!
Posted by: Pepe LePew | March 27, 2023 at 05:14 PM