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March 16, 2023

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

German man stabs friend 11 times following 'row in a sauna about the length of their penises'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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The sauna photo clearly shows that someone got their rocks off.

Uh, he didn't stab him...THERE, did he?

Which asteroid-measurement units were they using?

Something about this story just don't measure up.

And all this time I thought it was only the pool, so now you guys have to worry about being in the sauna too?

German man stabs friend 11 times following 'row in a sauna about the length of their penises'"

I could have linked to this. But I didn't. How many Hallucinogenic Cucumbers is a sauna the length of two guys penis's?

Next thing the state's Department of Sauna Safety will require metal detectors and bag searches at the entrances to all saunas. And then you will have to give up your toothpaste and nail clippers before being allowed to enter.


He had it coming, he had it coming,
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it,
I betcha you would have done the same!

JUNE (speaking):
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen, I'm carving up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business, and in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage.

"You been screwing the milkman!" he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You been screwing the milkman!"

And then he ran into my knife.

He ran into my knife ten times.

This never seems to happen with women.

1 stab per inch? Or centimeter?

Don't mention the war penis.

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