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March 01, 2023

HOW DID WE MISS THIS MOVIE?

The VelociPastor

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur.

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

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Let me guess...this is the newest Marvel super hero.

This is cinematic gold!

Confession & penance will NEVER be the same!

Can't see a lot of altar boys signing up either.

So is this video of T-Rexes racing.

Every holy man's fondest fantasy.

Also recommended: Llamageddon
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4642970/?ref_=tt_sims_tt_i_1

Coming soon to a theatre near you! VelociPasternado! The Vatican episode!

The perfect "The perfect _____ doesn't exi– " meme doesn't exi–

Big deal. We already saw Peter Parker turn into a huge spider.

Houdini assured his wife, Bess, that if it were possible to communicate with the dead, He would come back to her, should He die first.

Bess, "this."

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