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March 23, 2023


An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes.

For you skeptics: A website urging anyone with proof to share it has popped up at ShowMeTheToes.com.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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A good first effort. Next time, the goal is to grow toes on her feet.

So there's hope yet for door to door vacuum salesmen.

Before this, she threw out all of her TGIF shoes. You know, TGIF=toes go in first.

Having been around the Ozarks, at times 'hung' around small towns in the Ozarks, as well as having a close friend from the area, I found the people there to not be arrogant AT ALL and not be full of oneself -- MUCH! To generalize, cocksure would sum up what I found to be the prevailing attitude in the area.


*Years ago, my uncle 'ran' a church in the Ozarks. There was no arrogance and no one who attended was full of oneself --MUCH!

Two 'Lake' guys and the Lake of the Ozarks in the background.

But, wait! If you call right now, we'll send you an extra set of three for only an additional shipping fee. That's right, SIX toes at our incredible low order price! (Please specify left, right or mixed when ordering.)

Tune in next Sunday when we enlarge anatomical regions north of the toes, iykwim.

Should we send them pictures of pota-toes?

Isn't there some kind of ointment for that?

If you show him the money, I bet he'll show you the toes (after paying his CGI guy, of course).

I have mytoesis - can I get some help on that?

I don't think she regrew them. They may have come from an unlicensed toe truck.

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