DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Hello admin,

I have found your website from a google search and visited.

Comments

[cfjk]

Careful what you wish for!

[Meanie the Blue]

Resistance, in this case, is useful.

[wanderer2575]

You can check in any time you like, but you can never leave.

[NoName]

It was suppose to go to the former dictator Idi Admin?

[Sterling Cooper]

Could they have meant Mad Men?

[MOTW]

Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
(repeat)
Do me a favor, bolt the door closed and run away
(ooo, yeah yeah)

[man tom]

Admin? This guy is on to us. We better change the password.

[Pullet Surprise]

So, Dave, given the strenuous job it is to remain constantly vigilant for hours on end on the bridge of the DBBlog you must need to have some time off, to de-stress, and just relax. But where do you or can you go? After all these critical life issues you address each day I can imagine you cannot get this paranoia monkey off your back. A vacation in Florida, ha. Anywhere else in the world you probably are tired of pinching cause you fear that every toilet has a python lurking in it. Go to Canada - forget it - the feral pigs are taking over. Camping - jumping spiders. Scorpions, rats, well you know about those. You can't even drive a car for fear of winding up in a swimming pool somewhere. Perhaps the best place to go is into some crawl space of a house like that plumber guy that was recently just reported. I mean if you are trying to make a run at Pulitzer #2 where can you go to just get some peace and quiet just to write?