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March 12, 2023


Poor Britons forced to eat squirrels, says Russian TV

(Thanks to Steve Partridge)


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Meanwhile Pravda and Faux News claim poor Russians eat caviar.

Save the squirrels, eat the oligarchs!

Next phase will be eating beavers, I'm afraid.

In a show of solidarity, world famous chefs of all the cultural cuisines have created recipes involving squirrel to snub Russia. Examples being: Kung Pao Squirrel, Squirrel Parmesan, Moo Goo Guy Squirrel, Squirrel Garam Masala, to name a few. Street food vendor find squirrel to be ideal for quick prepare feasts. UK chefs have responded locally with tings like: squirrel haggis, squirrel and chips, squirrel and mushy peas, again, to name a few; and the most snubbing insult borscht and squirrel. Take that you godless communist Ruskies.

As they say in Canada, "Save a horse, eat a cowboy".

Actually, that's probably not a bad idea.

In any case, if you listen to RT, you might as well be listening to Faux Noise.

First Charles wasn’t going to be smeared with sperm whale intestines and now Britons have to eat squirrels. Oh, the humanity!

"Where's Eddie, he usually eats this GD things?"


This will be England’s finest hors d’oeuvre!

So instead of eating fish & chips they'll soon be eating Chip & Dale?

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