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March 29, 2023

WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD CHEAT A WALLEYE?

Competitive fishermen plead guilty in walleye cheating scandal

(Thanks to wiredog, who says "There is nothing lower.")

AUSTRALIAAAAAA

A giant trapdoor spider was discovered in Australia

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)

Deadly spiders that can kill in minutes and survive underwater are hiding out in swimming pools

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

LEAVE IT TO PROFESSIONALS

Doctors Really Don't Want You Shaving Your Butt

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

TOTALLY PROPORTIONAL

Woman attempts to set Tiberias city hall on fire over parking ticket

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

WE'VE BEEN SERVED MEATBALLS THAT OLD

Meatball from long-extinct mammoth created by food firm

(Thanks to Barry Nester, Jay Brandes, Doug Ogg, Ralph, Nelson from Michigan, Stan and The Perts)

HOW BIG IS THAT IN GIRAFFES?

A “bum splitting” Viking poo measuring 20cm long and 5cm wide remains the largest turd on record.

(Thanks to Annette, Jerome Stemnock and Ralph)

THIS JUST IN

Japanese Penis Festival shrine distances itself from penis mascot

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Ralph)

Another version: Japanese penis festival says fake phallic mascot is making things really hard

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

 
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