Dave Barry's Blog

THE EPIDEMIC IS SPREADING

Nightmare As Child Lifts Toilet Seat Lid To Find 5ft Python

Enormous Python Found Emerging from Toilet That Wouldn't Flush

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

WE HAVE LOST OUR MINDS, AS A SPECIES

Since February, the city has begun to unveil the concrete squirrel sculptures as part of the Seguin Squirrel Trail Program. Each sponsored squirrel is painted by a local artist and then permanently mounted somewhere throughout the community.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Hello admin,

I have found your website from a google search and visited.

IT WAS THE ONLY RATIONAL RESPONSE

Taco Bell customer damages drive-thru, threatens to shoot employees when told he can't order breakfast burrito

(Thanks to Ralph)

BUT STILL ON THE CLOCK

Firefighters discover ‘missing’ plumber asleep in crawl space under California home

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

THEY'RE WEARING DISGUISES, YOU FOOL

I Can't Believe How Different Squirrels Look In Other Countries

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

WE ASSUME IT WILL FAIL

NYC’s Museum of Failure opens to make us feel better about our lives

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)