Dave Barry's Blog

BUT WE KNOW WHO'S REALLY GIVING THE ORDERS

Murder, Inc.: Gang of Crows Runs Denver's Uptown Neighborhood

(Thanks to Ralph)

'LAMB MOWERS'

This company lets you rent sheep to mow your lawn in an environmentally friendly way

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

CSI: NORFOLK

Burglar stole vibrator after breaking in through dog flap

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

ALSO VERY FAINT TRACES OF FARTS

Mount Everest has preserved climbers’ frozen sneezes for centuries: study

(Thanks to Matt Filar)