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March 18, 2023

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Six scientists swallow lego heads to see how long it takes to poo them out

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

We have the vague feeling that we already blogged this, but we are way too lazy to look into it. As a precautionary measure, we will fire judi.

WHY THE HELL NOT?

Florida woman pushes for ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ at board meeting

“You guys may not be aware, but Florida has the largest per-capita population of sugar daddies in the U.S.”

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)

YOU GO, STUD

90-year-old tortoise becomes father of three

(Thanks to Michael Parry, who says “Guy tortoise in action)

SURE

Philly Meteorologist Says Her Colleague Likes To Be “Double Fisted” On Live TV: “She Means Beer, My God”

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

FOOD, NOT PETS

Six giant African land snails have been found in the luggage of a traveler who flew to Michigan from the west African country of Ghana.

(Thanks to EricY and Sean T, who says "Progress in the investigation had been slow.")

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

 
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