STEALING THEM CAN'T BE EASY
Chinese National Accused Of Stealing, Exporting Goat Testicles
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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SO THEY ALL GO IN THE SAME LOCATION?
Each year, Australian pets produce a pile of poo 19 times heavier than the Sydney Harbour Bridge
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
BECAUSE THEY'RE GUYS?
Why Did Scientists Wait So Long to Study the Snake Clitoris?
(Thanks to Brad Slager)
TEAM IRELAND HAS A KEG OF GUINNESS
BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN
Japanese company grows world's heaviest radish
(Thanks to Ralph)
BOLO
2.5 tons of uranium missing in Libya
(Thanks to EricY)
DO YOU DISLIKE SNAKES? DO YOU EVER SLEEP?
Do NOT watch this video.
WHAT? After rescue workers arrived, they found the snake curled up on the toilet seat in the bathroom. They brought it outside and eventually returned it to the wild.
(Thanks to EricY)
NATURE
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
IF IT'S VIRAL, IT MUST BE REAL
‘Amazon snake cat’ photo goes viral and mystifies internet
(Thanks to EricY)
No word on the level of gobsmackery.
INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
German man stabs friend 11 times following 'row in a sauna about the length of their penises'
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
BELIEVE YOUR EARS, PEOPLE
Listen to eerie voice of rock-throwing 'poltergeist' caught on video by ghosthunters
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "It’s not possible for there to be doubters after listening to this.")
P.R. PITCH OF THE DAY SO FAR
Hi! Here’s an attention grabber -- Intact America is sponsoring Foreskin Day on 4/4, the FOREth of April. You can have fun with this.
WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS
"Mini Antlers" Grown On Mice Heads After Scientists Implant Deer Cells
(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark, who asks "Didn't these scientists see 'Jurassic Park'?")