Dave Barry's Blog

SO MUCH MORE CONVENIENT THAN THOSE STUPID OLD-FASHIONED KEYS

Aman in Vancouver, Canada was somehow able to get into someone else’s Tesla Model 3 and drive off with it only by using the Tesla app in his own phone.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and GJ)

THE MANNEQUIN IS STILL AT LARGE

Suspected human hand in Florida canal was a mannequin limb

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "it was clutching a valid Florida driver's license.")

IT WAS THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO FLORIDA

British couple have to be rescued after their motorhome gets jammed between houses after they tried to drive it through Spanish village's tiny streets designed for small carts

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

IT’S EITHER THAT OR BIRD POOP

Trucker records creepy ghost-like figure on Arizona highway while driving alone: Dashcam video

(Thanks to John Lobert and Barry Nester, who says “You can clearly see it’s the ghost of Bigfoot.”)

FINALLY SOMEONE IS STANDING UP AGAINST INJUSTICE

Man files lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings, claims ‘boneless wings’ are actually nuggets

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)