Dave Barry's Blog

BABOONS ARE BASICALLY LARGE SQUIRRELS

Pack of bloodthirsty baboons break three hikers’ legs after rolling huge 130lb boulders over a CLIFF at them

(Thanks to Rick Day)

IT'S ESCALATING

Brits tell Russia: There’s nothing wrong with eating squirrel

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

STAND TALL, FIRE EXIT

Man who changed name to Fire Exit declares he is 'more famous than Elton John'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

STEP IT UP, MEN

For the first time in history, women are outpacing men in binge drinking

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

ONE GIANT LEAP FOR GERMANKIND

Women can now swim topless in Berlin’s swimming pools.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER… ACTUALLY, IT WAS INEVITABLE

There is now a Cocaine Shark movie

(Thanks to Ralph)

‘INSTEAD OF CHICKEN EAT A WORM’

War of the worms: Polish politicians give each other a mouthful over edible insects

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE DON’T WANT TO ALARM ANYONE, BUT THERE ARE SQUIRRELS IN TEXAS

A device containing radioactive material is missing in the Houston area, and authorities said Saturday they want to find it before someone is harmed.

(Thanks to EricY)

GUESS WHERE

Family Finds Venomous Snake Lurking in Their Couch

(Thanks to Rick Day)

In Australia, it’s always the first place you look.