Dave Barry's Blog

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

Robotic arm enters the human body through the rectum to 3D print living cells on damaged organs

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CSI: UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS

Man with marijuana and alcohol calls police for help with car lockout

(Thanks to Stever, who asks “What the hell are the police for, anyway?”)

A GRATEFUL NATION REJOICES

The name "gruyere" can now be used to label cheeses from outside of the Gruyère region of Switzerland and France, a US appeals court has ruled.

(Thanks to Ed.) 

THE HAUNTED-PORTA-POTTY EPIDEMIC

It’s worsening.

(Thanks to EricY)

FLORIDA LOST AND FOUND

I found your teeth on my nightstand

(Thanks to Rick Jones)

IT’S CRAZY, BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK

“She was like, ‘They need to come up with like a phone that’s for the whole family that stays in the house, so if you need any person in the house, you can call that phone,'” Rae relayed. “Like, it’s not just that one person’s number — it’s like the whole family.”

(Thanks to Ralph) 

NOT ON THIS BLOG

The Hypersane Are Among Us, If Only We Are Prepared to Look

(Thanks to Robert Moats)