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March 03, 2023

WE CAN NO LONGER DISTINGUISH BETWEEN REALITY AND MOVIES

'Cocaine hippos' near former drug lord's estate causing havoc in Colombia

(Thanks to Rick Day)

AFTER WHICH YOU WILL HURL YOURSELF OVERBOARD

You can now live on a cruise ship for $30,000 per year

(Thanks to GJ)

AND IN SPORTS

Kiké Hernández Told an Embarrassing Story About Going to the Bathroom in His Pants During 2020 NLDS

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

He had a bathroom in his pants?

THEY GAIN ENTRANCE BY DISPLAYING FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Mutant, Parasitic Impostor Queens Lurk in Ant Colonies

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

DON'T BELIEVE THINGS CAN BE HAUNTED?

Now you do.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WE WILL NEVER FORGET WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE HEARD THE AWFUL NEWS

Guy Savoy, who has been praised as the world’s best chef, has lost one of his Michelin stars.

It could be cheese-related: In 2019, Marc Veyrat became the first chef to sue Michelin, following the demotion of his restaurant La Maison des Bois, based in Haute-Savoie, to two-star status. The decision was said to be down to the cheese used in the soufflé.

(Thanks to The Perts)

SORRY, BUT THERE ARE FASTER OBJECTS ON I-95 IN MIAMI

A manhole cover launched into space with a nuclear test is the fastest human-made object.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

THERE'S A GOLDEN ARCH CODE?

McDonald’s Franchisees Say Cardi B And Offset Meal Broke ‘Golden Arch Code’

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

BUT IT'S OK TO PUSH A FASTER FRIEND DOWN

National Park Service encourages folks to ‘never push a slower friend down’ in bear encounters

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

THESE DRIVERS WOULD DO JUST FINE IN FLORIDA

Aspiring DC Drivers Are Failing Their Driving Test Because They Can't Parallel Park

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

STANDARD ASTEROID MEASUREMENT UNIT UPDATE

Asteroid the size of 14 flamingos to skim past Earth Wednesday

(Thanks to Roberto and Ralph)

IF HIS MAJESTY IS OK WITH ‘LOUIE LOUIE,’ THE REMAINDERS MIGHT BE AVAILABLE

No one wants to perform at King Charles’ coronation

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

 
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